Extract ass from chair by Bryan Butler

Bryan is one of the dudes from Type Fight. This is what he had to say about his doo-hickey over here:

"It's pretty self-explanatory. My butt was parallel to the ground way too often this year, so I'm going to introduce my body to verticality as often as possible in an effort to break up the long-standing, but toxic relationship my chair has formed with my lower-half."

Thanks for sitting down and busting this out, Bryan.